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The Truth

originally created by Bryan Yeo. adapted by Danilayla Designs[T Uzzaam 2006]

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The Victim

Name ~ tengku uzzaam
Age ~ 18+
Location ~ Bangsar/Cyberjaya
Occupation ~ Student@LUCT
Department ~ Mass Communication
Email ~ metroprince@hotmail.com

The Life

October 2006
November 2006
December 2006
January 2007
February 2007
March 2007

The Rumours

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The Lust

foosball+pool
gadgets+music+movies
foosing, boozing and cruising!!
Soccer+watersports
fashion
photography+art

The Faithful

elaineheung
daphnechui
lumshervin
loyeelin
zaydmohdnor
rohanramakrishnan
kwanyinyi
lisulin
samanthaho
lolijane
winniemgdqueen
sunilvijayan
ryanfelix
pietrofelix
myfoosball
FCM
serious wheels
wikipedia

Tuesday, October 31

you are a rempit when...

1. You have less than RM5 in your wallet
2. You think you have a job
3. Your idea of biker wear is jeans, t-shirt and
japanese slippers
4. You think you are superman
5. You think helmets are used during rain to cover
your head from getting wet
6. You have tons of biker friends that speak a
language that only you understand
7. You think your bike is the most powerfull bike
in the world
8. Your soon to be girlfriend would have at
leastslept with 7 of your friends
9. Your current girlfriend is sleeping with 4 of
your friends
10. You bet your girlfriend during races cause you
only have RM1 for the tarik later
11. You can maintain a cup of teh tarik for a
minimum of 4 hrs before you order another
12. You only need RM10 for the weekend (RM5 for
petrol and RM5 for bfast, lunch and dinner)
13. You dont know how to interpret traffic signs
14. You cant understand the traffic light colours
and the meaning
15. You dont know how to use your turn signal
indicator
16. You think you are smart
17. You loiter with your friends outside some
clubs (cant go in cos money)
18. You shop at the bundle store
19. You love to loiter around any kinda entrance
20. You sit in the mencangkung position while
loitering
21. Your gf=A1=A6s panties stick out while they
are riding pillion
22. You share a pack of cigarette and a can of
Coke with 35 of your friends
23. Your gf would leave you for a 4 wheeler
anytime
24. You are ugly and dumb
25. You have a ekor hairstyle
26. You only know how to ride a bike (cant afford
the car)
27. You wear a cheap metal bracelet
28. You go to gigs and later have an orgy with
your friends
29. Your orgy involves 30 rempits and your gf (in
some abandoned building)
30. You run when you see Edisi Siasat crew
31. Your gf aborts her baby in the toilet once in
awhile
32. Your bike is much more expensive than your
house
33. You live in a 3 room terrace house with 15
other guys
34. You like to sit in the RM1 per song karoke
booths and sing
35. You rather spend money on your bike than to
buy your gf a bra from the pasar malam
36. You are pissed that the rokok batangs are
nowhere to be found anymore
37. You cant afford to smoke Dunhill
38. You are pissed with this article

danilayla bled at 12:15 AM